He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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