I never want to see another naked old woman again.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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