I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
