that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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