I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
We smell like vodka and hangover
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