so explain again why im purple
no
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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