YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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