I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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