I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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