# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She said her name was "party"
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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