She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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