I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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