Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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