He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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