she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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