so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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