i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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