is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
