And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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