why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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