Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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