I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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