If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I deserve this hangover.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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