It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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