I'm gonna have a badass scar
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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