Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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