If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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