Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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