Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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