Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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