im about as happy as oj after his trial
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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