I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Text me some of your sweat
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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