just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i now understand why vodka
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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