i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
