I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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