I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
