How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I love you. Go after that dick
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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