like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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