I want to have your abortion
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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