Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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