actually, I'm a sock model
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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