Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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