I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
