Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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