where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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