The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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