love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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