I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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