Sry I called you an 8
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You were trust falling into bushes
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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