Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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