So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You can make out without kissing
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